Dark Arts Course
University of Edinburgh
Multiscale labs
Guidance on:
Provision of:
Find the person at your institution who publishes most in Nature, and go work for them.
Bad advice
Drop the computational stuff and go work on stem cells and put them into lungs
anon
Never underestimate the ongoing need for mentorship, up to retirement
Steve Webb
Power
Choose the most powerful sponsor you can get to give you the time of day.
What is the business model of a university?
Never expect loyalty from an institution
“Understanding academic medical centers” J V Simone [PMID: 10499593]
Great Group leader | Great Institute lead | |
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Definition of success | Good science, papers, grants | Financial security for institution |
Goals | Impact (adulation) | Internal promotion |
Primary loyalty | People | The Institution? |
Seek it, recognise it, remember it.
When I ask you to do something, sometimes you’ll be doing it for you, and sometimes for me. But I’ll always tell you which is which.
Primary determinant of success is knowing when something is finished
Timing is everything